http://max99.darkbb.com/jokes-f14/-t1.htm okes and other stories. As long as you keep them funny. Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:42:28 GMT 10 http://mig33xgang.wen.ru/forumlogo.jpg http://max99.darkbb.com/jokes-f14/-t1.htm http://max99.darkbb.com/jokes-f14/another-frog-ramalingam-t12.htm little--prince Teacher: Ramalingam, Stand up! and give me an example of an amphibian Ramalingam: Sir! an example of an amphibian is a Frog Teacher: Ok. Now give me an example of another amphibian Ramalingam: Sir!, another example of an amphibian is another frog Hope you enjoyed it! guys Jokes Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:39:11 GMT http://max99.darkbb.com/jokes-f14/another-frog-ramalingam-t12.htm#25 http://max99.darkbb.com/jokes-f14/another-frog-ramalingam-t12.htm http://max99.darkbb.com/jokes-f14/right-click-computer-t11.htm Rothus Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Desktop." Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?" Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click' Jokes Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:11:47 GMT http://max99.darkbb.com/jokes-f14/right-click-computer-t11.htm#18 http://max99.darkbb.com/jokes-f14/right-click-computer-t11.htm http://max99.darkbb.com/jokes-f14/sardar-ji-t15.htm little--prince Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied. He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied. "Damn, he recognized me," he thought. He went for a complete disguise this time, ... Jokes Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:42:28 GMT http://max99.darkbb.com/jokes-f14/sardar-ji-t15.htm#28 http://max99.darkbb.com/jokes-f14/sardar-ji-t15.htm http://max99.darkbb.com/jokes-f14/titanic-drowning-t13.htm little--prince Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned...." Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God... Just then a Italian asks the nearby Hari in the ship. Italian : How far is land, from here ? Hari : Two miles . Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more. The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again. Italian : Just tell me which side, ... Jokes Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:40:41 GMT http://max99.darkbb.com/jokes-f14/titanic-drowning-t13.htm#26 http://max99.darkbb.com/jokes-f14/titanic-drowning-t13.htm http://max99.darkbb.com/jokes-f14/shooting-the-bull-t10.htm Rothus ....Shooting the Bull.... Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull ... Jokes Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:09:54 GMT http://max99.darkbb.com/jokes-f14/shooting-the-bull-t10.htm#17 http://max99.darkbb.com/jokes-f14/shooting-the-bull-t10.htm